Because I miss them both *SNIFF*

Title: Some Odd Convictions
Author: vogueanthem
Rating: PG. [Genfic]
Disclaimer: Disclaimed!
Summary: The stroke of a sage's brush relies on more than just a good story: The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto begins, simply, with fear. [Naruto & Jiraiya, timeskippin']

( One thing Naruto knows is that if a member of Akatsuki captures him, it is for keeps. )

Title: In the Company of My Skin
Author: vogueanthem
Rated: T. [Adult themes]
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
Summary: Stray with me? [NaruIno]


( because we all sway in the aftermath of our own deceits )

Title: Hidan Got Back
Author: vogueanthem
Rated: T. [Language.] [Drugs.] [Ridiculousness.] [Spoilers through 341.]
Disclaimer: Naruto doesn't belong to me, nor does anything else mentioned. I have no affiliation with anything whatsoever.
Summary: In a modern world, Hidan's head has been dug up by the CIA and is residing somewhere in the bowels of Washington DC. Still smarting from the devastating loss of his body, he finds himself familiar friends.... We swear: it all makes perfect sense. [Humor/Crack]


( Uh-huh dis my sheeit )

In the spirit of Kakashi, this fic is late in coming. (But it got here.)

Title: 'round & 'round (a shot of kakashi for your melancholy day)
Author: vogueanthem
Rating: Non-graphic violence. T-ish.
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
Summary: Lost on the road of life? ( here's to finding your way back to everyone waiting )

I bring you a Mr. Ants-In-My-Pants-And-I-Like-It Uchiha Itachi one-shot.

Title: [Ophelia:] Drowning Is Like This
Author: vogueanthem
Rating: Non-graphic violence, T-ish.
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
Summary: ( If birds of a feather flock together... )